Five by five

holy-super-who-lock: i wasn’t going to reblog this until i saw...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:19:47 +0800

i wasn’t going to reblog this until i saw this tag

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: her-carcass-reanimates: rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim: starvingfartist: ...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:15:30 +0800

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

happy father’s day

benedicts-doublechins: Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:04:39 +0800

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

houstark: Domestic Eleven/Clara AU: “We’re going to start a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:54:12 +0800

houstark:

Domestic Eleven/Clara AU:
“We’re going to start a family. You and me. Together. What do you say?”

#how I make my comebacks

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:49:10 +0800

#how I make my comebacks

"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:45:27 +0800

eelster:

sodamnrelatable:

oh my gosh

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

😂😂😂😂😂

pleatedjeans: via

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:42:08 +0800

pleatedjeans:

via

"I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:16:57 +0800

“I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.””

- Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.

this smooth ass motherfucker

(via vatican-cameoss)

lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: kneel-to-your-king: your-favorite-m...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:15:52 +0800

lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant:

kneel-to-your-king:

your-favorite-merc:

so just found this. thought I’d leave it here. ~~you’re welcome~~

My king

Avenger Fandom RULE #1: Reblog your Fandom’s CREATOR.

MARVEL FANS, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING.

THE ALL-FATHER.

And he’d be a better father than Odin.

All hail the All-Father. We tremble before his magnificence.

//omg this is hysterical

“Daddy?”

Actors who appeared in Doctor Who and Harry Potter

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:04:03 +0800

Actors who appeared in Doctor Who and Harry Potter

phoenixwormwood137: actuallyboycrazy: think about the first person to have twins how freaking...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:01:35 +0800

phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg

mortenavida: “Pants go higher than this in Asgard I do not...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:00:54 +0800

mortenavida:

“Pants go higher than this in Asgard I do not understand.”

wellmakeawish: amythegeek: amsterdamnedd: basedgosh: if my kids end up being better looking than...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:00:06 +0800

wellmakeawish:

amythegeek:

amsterdamnedd:

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

guys the disney fandom just took over a text post

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: youtubers-wholock: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:58:31 +0800

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

youtubers-wholock:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

this is too brilliant

ohhh my g od

tyleroakley: rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:30:15 +0800

tyleroakley:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Boom.

fbdarkangel: geminispy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:24:06 +0800

fbdarkangel:

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

the-nocturnal-fangirl: imrosetyler: David Tennant’s Visible...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:22:21 +0800

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

imrosetyler:

David Tennant’s Visible Accent Appreciation Post

FUCKING CHRIST

in the last one you can FUCKNG SEE THE SCOTTISH

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:06:06 +0800

brigantes: call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:56:53 +0800

brigantes:

call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!

mischievous-spitfire: glassrains: erikuyo: makkie14: I can’t...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:55:25 +0800

mischievous-spitfire:

glassrains:

erikuyo:

makkie14:

I can’t not reblog a lion playing with a football sorry.

BUT LOOK AT THE LION’S MAINE, IT’S LIKE SO FLUFFY THAT I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE IT.

that’s right…they’re called footballs in europe

That’s sooo awesome! Love that lion