billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

(via estninja19xx)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via hummingbird-hooligan)

wwe-long-live-pillman:

wrestlingsexygirlsandracing:

majesticmaddox:

shanehelmscom:

keepmegoingbaby:

ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
*glass shatters*

Laying it down Stone Cold style.

This man is the fucking best. So much respect.

I’m a Christian, but a lot of things in Christianity I will never understand

Steve Austin is just amazing.

(Source: patch-work-hero, via burymewithmusic)

durance:

get to know me meme | favourite actresses [1/5]
↳ angelina jolie

"I wasn’t very proud of who I was. Not that I was a bad person—I just didn’t wake up with a sense of purpose and being useful, and I didn’t know what I was fighting for and believing. Certainly when I discovered these things about the world, I found that I really deeply connected to these issues [about refugees], and sure that I would be focusing on these issues forever, until the day I die. I dream about seeing things change for the better—now. I used to dream things more for myself, and now I dream for others. And it’s a better way to dream." [x]

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hairtiedup:

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

image

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

STILL TOO SOON

(via beckett-ing)

allonsydavid:

Strax is my favourite homicidal potato.

(Source: mattrsmith, via holy-super-who-lock)

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

(Source: mrcheyl, via always-a-night-owl)

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

(via beast-mode-con-man)